Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Sometimes the movies this show lampoons are so bad that I really can't believe that they were ever intended to be serious films in the first place, and this is one of those times. Joe Estevez plays a black trenchcoat wearing invisible guy who walks the corridors of hospitals and other places where people die, ready to take their souls because you see, if you kill people or cause their deaths while human on earth, when you die, you become a "soultaker" and have to suck one soul for every person whose death you caused, so he keeps this little plastic looking black ring in his pocket, and when he takes the souls, he places it over the dying person's chest and it sucks out the soul and turns the ring neon green...are you still reading this? Can you believe someone pitched this movie, and not only did they not get booted out on their ass immediately, but the movie actually got MADE? I'm in the wrong line of work if this shit can pay the bills. Anyway, the movie is terrible, but the commentary is funny, so I had fun with it.