This is another Rifftrax snarky commentary for rhe terrible horrorclassic "Jack Frost." Here are my favoritequotes from the commentary:
"This is one of Those "business casual" executions."
"Oh, thank God I'm alive to help kill a man.
"Yeah, that'll never hold up in court. try this: it was the black kid."
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its things and leaves because it can't stand watching Jack Frost."
"If you say Jesus one more time he's gonna appear like Beetlejuice and shut this whole thing down."
"Sure, why not. That's this movie's tagline."
"In Minnesota, removing one glove is considered public nudity."
"I wish this was one of those movies where the things the characters say make sense?"
"He grasped the concept of magic reconstituting snowman very quickly."
"In retrospect, I'm gonna say that the decision to build a police station without doors was a bad idea."
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