This movie was terrible. Like, sometimes with these movies I can follow the plot and be entertained along with appreciating the sarcastic commentary, but not with this one. It barely had a plot. A spaceship crash lands in the woods surrounding a small town, people start getting killed, a guy arrives saying he can stop the killings, a bunch of people take long, boring walks through the woods, then a plot twist comes that even my cat could see coming a mile away.
I bet you think I'm just being a dick with that jab about people walking through the woods, but I was so bored I started timing it, and over two thirds of the movie's running time is just people walking through the woods. Seriously, even my favorite comments focus on that:
"See, that's the problem with the kind of comedy we do, riffing, is that sometimes, people are just walking through the goddamn woods."
"Remember when I was complaining about all the scenes of people walking through the woods? That was before I knew that walking through the YARD was an option."
Seriously, whatever you do, don't attempt to watch this movie without some kind of commentary. You'll die. It's science.
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