Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Dance Flick



This is one of those movies that is going to offend most people, and everyone is going to say that it's immature and juvenile (it is) and that it's not funny and blah blah blah. I'm used to that. Of course, I thought it was funny, but I've seen all the movies it's spoofing (I love dance movies) so I got a kick out of it, but you probably shouldn't watch it since most people didn't like it. It's rude, crude, and it does its best to offend everyone everywhere. I mean, the big dance number in the middle, "I'll be Gay Forever," which spoofs "Fame," made me laugh hystericaqlly, but I can see how it would piss off most of my friends. If that sounds like a fun time, then check it out.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Movie Marathon!






What I love about these four movies is that seeing them all together here makes me realize what a weird freak I am that I thought these four movies would go together in a movie marathon. But really, they do. I mean, three of them are love stories (yes, "Zombieland" is a love story, fuck off) and "Attack of the Giant Leeches" well...the less said about that movie the better. But it was fun to watch and mock anyway. So yay.

Monday, January 24, 2011




Someone who has terrible anxiety and suffers from panic attacks and who also has night terrors and very vivid dreams probably shouldn't have watched either of these movies. I feel like I've been punched in the gut a few hundred times. But at the same time, these are two of the best movies I've ever seen, so I'm ok with that.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Glee!

I love Glee. I love music, and am a total nerd, so yes, this show appeals to me.

This also makes me inordinately happy:

"The Hole" and "Surviving Crooked Lake"



This movie wasn't bad. The acting is actually very good for amateur acting, and even though the characters aren't brain trusts, they're four scared thirteen year old girls, so what they do is believable, if not very smart. My only complaint with this one is the ending. It's literally like they ran out of money and decided to have the narrator tell us what happened over shots of nothing happening, because they ran out of money to actually shoot the ending. It was a cheap shot, and I would have been happier if they'd filmed enough to give us some closure and THEN had the narrator tell us what happened after that, but as it is, the ending feels like a cop out. but the rest of the movie is surprisingly good even though you kind of want to reach through the screen and smack these girls. I remember being thirteen, so I think I probably would have done what they did in that situation (and even if I wouldn't have, I do understand why they did it...it's not like anyone is completely logical all the time now, let alone when they were thirteen).




I had the poster for this movie hanging on my wall when I lived in my first house after graduating college, but I haven't actually seen it until now. It's not bad. Now I've seen movies like "Cry Wolf" and "High Tension," so I know better than to trust anything I see until I see the movie all the way through, so the ending didn't come as a surprise as much it might have if I'd watched it back when it first came out, but it's still a good little movie. The acting is good all around here, so there's no complaints there. I'd probably like this movie better if I were eighteen though. I'm getting too old now. :-p